"Roommate's parents' stupid Yorkie that never shuts the fuck up and
won't let me sleep, EVER. I'm letting her know how many digits it
would take to ruin her tiny existence. If it wasn't staying for only a
week, it would be introduced to the garage disposal."
While GYDTF doesn't condone violence towards animals, it doesn't condone disposing of garages either. I mean, that just seems superfluous to me.
Fucking autocorrect, god damn it.
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On a side note, she didn't wake me up this morning. Maybe giving her the finger taught who's boss. This site could be the next Dog Whisperer, only with more middle fingers.
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