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Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Bitches!
This is a submission from Stacia P. She didn't give me any sort of info on these two animals, but was gracious enough to enlighten me about substance on her finger. Also, take notice of how her hand collapses into an almost perfect sphere-like shape. Must be a Canadian thing?
This is what happens when you don't provide a back story folks. Daddy has to get creative.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Ménage à chien
This is a viewer submission made by Gabe L.
These two mutts, Lucy and Dodger,belong to his sister.
Apparently, ol' sausage fingers hates'em.
Who could hate a dog? Now, children... I can understand someone hating children.
I personally can't stand the little fuckers...
Except my ex's nephew... that kid was cool...
Oh fuck... I'm rambling...
Thursday, February 17, 2011
This blog is objectifying animals!
That statement came from my room mates vegetarian sister, accompanied with the request I remove the picture of her dog, submitted by her fiance, from my blog.
Go figure right?
Now, someone who isn't allergic to logic or reasoning would most likely realize that any action involving photographing anything, technically objectifies it.
If you really want to dive deeper into the subject, dressing your dog in a stupid costume on Halloween and having people come over to your house for a party where they will see your dog dressed like a retard OBJECTIFIES IT. Not to mention its probably a lot more damaging to the dog than getting the middle finger. Its probably a lot more damaging to the dog than getting hit by a truck. But, I suppose that is all semantics.
Go figure right?
Now, someone who isn't allergic to logic or reasoning would most likely realize that any action involving photographing anything, technically objectifies it.
If you really want to dive deeper into the subject, dressing your dog in a stupid costume on Halloween and having people come over to your house for a party where they will see your dog dressed like a retard OBJECTIFIES IT. Not to mention its probably a lot more damaging to the dog than getting the middle finger. Its probably a lot more damaging to the dog than getting hit by a truck. But, I suppose that is all semantics.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Uber?
Dumb Blonde
I'm tired. I just had a long day at work and I don't feel like writing a clever backstory. So I'm going use the contributor's own words on this one... sue me.
"Attached is a picture of Dolly, a 4 year old Yellow Lab. Who barged into my bedroom and woke me up, only to immediately pass out as shown. If that doesn't warrant a middle finger I don't know what does."
Fuckin' eh, brother.
Bassetards
eat teh poop
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
yapyapyap
This entry was submitted by Alex C. This Yorkie belongs to his room mate's parents. I have no back story on this animal other than this:
"Roommate's parents' stupid Yorkie that never shuts the fuck up and
won't let me sleep, EVER. I'm letting her know how many digits it
would take to ruin her tiny existence. If it wasn't staying for only a
week, it would be introduced to the garage disposal."
While GYDTF doesn't condone violence towards animals, it doesn't condone disposing of garages either. I mean, that just seems superfluous to me.
"Roommate's parents' stupid Yorkie that never shuts the fuck up and
won't let me sleep, EVER. I'm letting her know how many digits it
would take to ruin her tiny existence. If it wasn't staying for only a
week, it would be introduced to the garage disposal."
While GYDTF doesn't condone violence towards animals, it doesn't condone disposing of garages either. I mean, that just seems superfluous to me.
Viewer submission #1!
opening day!
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