Fan appreciation day

Because walking around in Philadelphia is fucking dangerous.

Just because

You know what? It's my damn blog and I'll post as many pics of my own dog as I want.

Ménage à chien

This is a viewer submission made by Gabe L.
These two mutts, Lucy and Dodger,belong to his sister.
Apparently, ol' sausage fingers hates'em.
Who could hate a dog? Now, children... I can understand someone hating children.
I personally can't stand the little fuckers...
Except my ex's nephew... that kid was cool...
Oh fuck... I'm rambling...

This blog is objectifying animals!

That statement came from my room mates vegetarian sister, accompanied with the request I remove the picture of her dog, submitted by her fiance, from my blog.
Go figure right?
Now, someone who isn't allergic to logic or reasoning would most likely realize that any action involving photographing anything, technically objectifies it.
If you really want to dive deeper into the subject, dressing your dog in a stupid costume on Halloween and having people come over to your house for a party where they will see your dog dressed like a retard OBJECTIFIES IT. Not to mention its probably a lot more damaging to the dog than getting the middle finger. Its probably a lot more damaging to the dog than getting hit by a truck. But, I suppose that is all semantics.

Uber?

This is Hank the Uber-Dog.
As you can see, getting the finger has been detrimental to his self esteem.
Oh well.

Dumb Blonde

I'm tired. I just had a long day at work and I don't feel like writing a clever backstory. So I'm going use the contributor's own words on this one... sue me.

"Attached is a picture of Dolly, a 4 year old Yellow Lab. Who barged into my bedroom and woke me up, only to immediately pass out as shown. If that doesn't warrant a middle finger I don't know what does."

Fuckin' eh, brother.

Bassetards

John S. has contributed pics of these two Basset Hounds, Daisy and Maggie,that do nothing but lay around all day. Why flick off two docile canines?
Well.....why the hell not? They're practically asking for it, just sitting there... and... things...

eat teh poop

Here we have Roxie and Ola, whom belong to Sarah Purr. Apparently, Ola, the French Bulldog, is notorious for feces consumption and has passed the tradition on to Roxie, the Dachshund. Also, Roxie likes to poke Sarah in the eye with her nose.
A birding well deserved.

yapyapyap

This entry was submitted by Alex C. This Yorkie belongs to his room mate's parents. I have no back story on this animal other than this:

"Roommate's parents' stupid Yorkie that never shuts the fuck up and
won't let me sleep, EVER. I'm letting her know how many digits it
would take to ruin her tiny existence. If it wasn't staying for only a
week, it would be introduced to the garage disposal."

While GYDTF doesn't condone violence towards animals, it doesn't condone disposing of garages either. I mean, that just seems superfluous to me.

Viewer submission #1!

This submission is from my room mate, Dale. This is his dog Keila. She's an American Staffordshire Terrier, which is a fancy name for an American Pitbull. Or maybe I'm wrong... who gives a damn? Around the house, we call her "Whore". So take that whore!

opening day!

Howdy folks! This blog is pretty much self explanatory. This is my pitbull/boxer mix Hampton. I love this little d-bag. That being said...

HEY! FUCK YOU PAL!

If you're interested in contributing or sending me suggestions to kill myself, please email pics/suggestions to mikegisahab@gmail.com